Hey, It's Vlad. Well it's almost summer at the center and that means not only is the sun out later but so are us ambassadors.
People will ask, "Why are you called ambassadors?" Like we're out there brokering peace treaties, although, anything involving the word
"pee"... Absolute experts.
We "speak" on behalf of our wild and captive canid cousins who don't have a voice in the human world. There's a lot of injustice out there and someone's got to speak up.
Now, the change in season is a huge deal for us ambassadors cause usually, the moment the sun even thinks about setting, the staff swoops in and hustles us inside like we're about to transform into gremlins and start chewing on electrical cords. Which... okay, fair. We have chewed on a few cords. But I digress.
The real reason we get tucked in early like toddlers is because we've been bred to be so tame, we have the street smarts of a decorative pillow. If a mountain lion or bobcat showed up, we wouldn't run, we'd offer them snacks and ask if they're here for the potluck. Basically, we're fearless, friendly, and just naive enough to think apex predators are just here for tea and crumpets.
This is why the staff panic at dusk.
And this is why summer, when we get to stay out late, is basically our version of Spring Break...with fewer regrettable tattoos.
During playtime, I tend to gravitate toward the rings, my chew toys of choice. They're colorful, they're conveniently linked, and most importantly, they give off strong "mine, not yours" energy. When I get bored chewing on one color, I simply switch to another, without even getting up. Plus, the fact that they're all connected makes it harder for the others to steal them. Laika's always lurking, plotting her next petty theft like a furry jewel thief. And Yuri? He still thinks they're donuts. Bless his little snack-obsessed heart.
So to all my Vladiators out there, enjoy the longer days, the later nights, and if you're looking for a new hobby, I recommend recreational ring chewing. 10/10. Very satisfying.
Until next time enjoy your playtime and don't let the bobcats crash your potluck.
Vlad out